My Queens versus fours
Please Dear God no fucking four
That is such Bullshit
Douche bag sucked out
I bounce around in huge Tilt
I hope he gets AIDS
I hate this damn game
I will never play again
and then I reload
Now Douche bag will pay
Just need a fresh beverage
Will kick him in cunt
Why does God hate me
Douchebaggery Rewarded
This site is rigged
Holy Shit, I won
Finally Motherfucker
Suck on these Nizzuts
I hope these Haiku brought some Peace and Serenity to you as the did me....I would love to see some from our readers if any of you get inspired....
This blog tilts me hard
ReplyDeletelike trees in a hurricane
it blows like my wad
Dear Anonymous
ReplyDeletebite down hard on this wood stick
as I enter you
why choose STTs?
ReplyDeleteI must hate myself so much
to get kicked in crotch
why choose STTs?
the fish are clueless but they
know flush draws will come in
why choose STTs?
pushing 52 off is fun
until you see aces
Awesome.
ReplyDeleteYou should get on Twitter a drop one of these everyday.
You are my despirational hero.
Aces make me hard
ReplyDeleteFoolish re-raise you donkey
Cake Poker loves me
I sit and hit time
giddy as a small school girl
Hollywood? I'm Deniro
Preparing K-Y
Bend over Miladyrose
Ace Rag will do fine
Close, maybe next time
Guess those chips will put me to...
Thank you for playing?
Someone dies tonight
A wheel? I will smother you
Come here Jack Daniels
Those were awesome!!
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